Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Shameless

Dear faithful friends,

This isn't really an update about a failed date. Just more a confirmed realization that I had a surge in viewership of this blog in the last few days.. by like a couple of hundred hits. Not that it's much of a feat, really. However, it means that collectively, the photo of myself (or a troll doll with glasses, however you perceive it) at eleven years old had been seen a couple hundred times. (274 times to be exact.)

I just wanted to leave this here as a disclaimer that I can in no way be responsible for any immediate blindness this has caused. So no sending me your medical bills for any lasik surgery you may have had. I know your motive.

Sincerely,

Jula

PS: This is a picture of me now, totally authentic:


PPS: Yes, I am Beyoncé. Don't spill the beans though.

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