Facebook Sex-Life Psychic

You know those Facebook statuses that no one re-posts when they advise you to do so (for it's mostly spam)?  Well this one was one that I felt worthy to re-post on a more targeted platform:

"Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence on the page. This sentence describes your sex-life in 2012..." 

'I love New York and it likes me okay.' 

Sounds about right.

Thank you Mindy Kaling for knowing my feelings, and helping me eat them away.